Lick, Suck, Drink (I always get this wrong)

Me: Ugh. I have a headache.

Cathy: Probably because you've been looking at flickr all day. Or it might be the four bottles of wine you had at lunch.

Me: No way! Anyways, I had three cups and four shots.

Cathy: Four shots?!

Me: I exaggerate. Three.

Cathy: What was that stuff you had a bottle of in your refrigerator at camp?

Me: Crema Catalana Liqueur.

Cathy: Oh yeah, and you used to do shots all the time.

Me: ...before going to class.

Cathy: ...with kids.