If This Is Communication, I Disconnect...

For the Spanish-readers out there. I laughed even harder because this topic has been a continuing discussion recently with my loved ones.

Alright, alright, a bit of translation:
"Understand, baby, that you can't go running to Jim's house every time we have an argument. We are two adults in a stable, intelligent relationship. There isn't anything that we can't overcome with a little bit of communication. Communication is everything. It's important that you be able to tell me everything you feel, everything that passes through that little head of yours. Okay?"
"Yep."
"Because only by telling me everything you feel and want me to know will we be able to maintain a sincere, solid relationship, free from misunderstandings."
Blissfull silence.
"Well, there is the cutest little bunny rabbit at the pet store that"

"What happened this time? Jealousy?"
"Excess of communication"

via the hilarious nepomuk