Reasons Why I'm Still A Bad English Teacher

Student says: "Then you take the cho-co-late, you remove it, you mezclate it, you put it in a cazo and then you add the milks. You must to need the black cho-co-late. You remove the entire masa and I like very much this."

I say: [Nothing. I think I blinked a few times to more thoroughly absorb all of this information. Note that here remove means stir.]

In related news, I'm totally going to be observed on Friday by one of the scarier office staff. I warned the students, telling them that we were going to the bar the day before as part of Operation I'm Bribing You So Don't Mess This Up For Me. Life is made of moments like these.