A Collection of Heavy-Handed Innuendoes from Last Night's Gay-Themed Episode of Date My Mom

Mom #3: "How do I describe you to him?"
Son #3: "Britney Spears without the boobs."

Dater: "I've always wanted to stuff my own sausage."

Mom #2: "He's a bartender."
Son #2: "A slut!"

Mom #1: "Are you the bun or the patty?"

Son #3: "Mention that I'm a model to emphasize my good looks."

Dater: "All three moms made me laugh, but only one of their sons is going to make me moan!"

Mom #1: "I told him you had a big winkie."
Son #1: "Fabulous."

Dater: "If Jared's tongue tastes this good, I can't wait to taste the rest of him!"

Dater, to Mom: "Do you think he'd let me give him a pearl necklace?"

Son #3: "Gawd, he sounds sssssuper hot."

Mom #2: "He's fabulous, you're fabulous, you'll be fabulous together."