Tell a client over the phone and get a small note from the Nicest Coworker Ever which reads "Congratulations Tío Dean"
Insert it casually into conversations, regardless of the topic
Teach the Past Perfect Continuous
Pause on the fourth floor, while walking down to class, for a moment of amazement
When someone congratulates you, continually say "I didn't do anything!" in mock confusion
Dream about the nephew in question as a three-year-old who you speak Spanish to
Frantically search for someone's cellphone to call the hospital in America and then, when all hope is lost and only through a magical act of God, remember the number
Wish you were gathered with family members, staring through the glass in wonder
Laugh when your Father tells you, in a disappointed tone, that the baby has your sister's nose
Look at the pictures and concur with your Father
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Ways To Celebrate Your Nephew's Birth
Posted by dean at 09:18