A Note For My Bosses, Whom I Hope Will Never Read This

Stop calling my cellphone. I refuse to answer because I know it's you and because I know that you, Sneaky Sallies all, will ask me to perform an unpaid substitution. You have tricked me once, and my guard is up and I'm on to your Tricky Trick ways. You're not going to leave a voicemail because you are aware that if I knew the reason you were calling, I would definitely not call you back. You want me to think this is an emergency, that one of my classes has been happily cancelled.

I will be fooled no longer!