Like a Soap Opera But Crazier

I skipped my Catalan course today and spent the morning doing lesson plans and browsing Craig's List's Missed Connections, a haven of missed opportunities, close calls and horrible love poems. For every candy-sweet might-have-been [We made eyes all night. I wish I had the courage to tell you that you are gorgeous], there's it's raunchy counterpart [You were the big-breasted girl. Want a take-out order of me?] It might leave you feeling a little dirty, a little sad at all the people who are too shy to say what they need/want to. It might make you laugh because some of the people who write these things are serving up a heaping helpin' of CRAZY. It's my newest addiction.