A Purchase

Although I have no money nor stable income, I have purchased a new phone. New friend Gina asks what I'm going to do with my old one, and I tell her I'll step on it and dance on its grave. My new phone is extra cutesy, bite-sized, and takes photos of the world around me. I love it so much. In related news, our refrigerator has broken and Cathy and I have been eating ourselves silly so as not to spoil food. Our landlady, instead of going through the hassle of calling up a repairman and paying his fees, has decided to buy us a new one. Meanwhile the cheese melts, the milk curdles, and I take pictures of it all.